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		<title>Training Iraqi Pilots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off. 


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		<title>Saddam, After Prozac Runs Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SADDAM IN FIT AFTER PROZAC RUNS OUT
Amidst the bombing, Saddam Hussein was heard wimpering that he was defying the US led embargo of his country only because it prevented him from getting his prescription for Prozac refilled.
&#8220;He is suffering the mother of all snits now that his medication has run out. We are fearful to [...]


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		<title>Military Computer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: ATTACK OR [...]


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		<title>Enemies to the West</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.
&#8220;How are we faring?&#8221; asks the king.
&#8220;Sire,&#8221; replies the knight, &#8220;I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.&#8221;
&#8220;What?!&#8221; shrieks the king. &#8220;I don&#8217;t have any enemies to the [...]


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		<title>Army Wisdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Military Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
10 second fuses only last 7 seconds.
Anything you do can get you shot, even doing nothing.
Claymores are labeled &#8220;This side toward enemy&#8221; for a reason.
Don&#8217;t draw fire, it irritates the people [...]


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