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Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov.
- Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.

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General calls by phone to colonel at 03:00am:
- Do you have some smart majors?
- Yes, Sir!
- Send them to my home urgently. I have to displace a piano.

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Feb/09

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Training Iraqi Pilots

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off.

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