Michael Jackson used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
Micheal Jackson took his kid to school one day. When they arrived he said to the kid “see you later aligator” and the kid replied” in a while pedeophile!!!”
what did the women say to micheal jackson at the beach? “get out of my son”
Q:Why did MJ call boyz2men
A:Because he thought they were a delivery service
Who did MJ got the idea of superhit song “GHOSTS”?
He saw his face in the mirror for the first time without make up.
HOW DOES MICHAEL JACKSON PICK HIS NOSE??
FROM A CATALOG!!
wat do u get if u cross michael jackson with arnold schwarzenegger????
micheal wasennegger
Why did Michael Jackson go to B.Y.U??because he heard it was Bring’em.Young.University.
A lady just bought a brand new car, it was all fancy it had this new thing where you say out loud the kind of music you want to hear and your radio turns on that kind of song. So the lady was drivin down the road and she says “country” the radio turns to a country radio station. she then says “rock ’n’ roll” the radio turns to a rock and roll radio station.she’s driving along when some kids run out in front of her car while she is driving. The lady yells “YOU FUCKIN LITTLE KIDS” and Micheal jackson comes on, on the radio!!!
Michael Jackson goes up to the judge and tells the judge “I am dating 28 year olds now. The judge says ” Why the change”. Michael says ” There is no change at all I am dating 20 …. 8 year olds.
11 Oct, 2005