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While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
“As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.”
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”
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“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.”
“Crueller than cancer?” his friend asked.
“You bet,” the first codger replied, “It makes every single one of your joints stiff, except the right one.”
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