<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Funny Jokes &#187; Marriage Jokes</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.viewjokes.com/category/marriage-jokes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.viewjokes.com</link>
	<description>Clean, Funny, One Liner &#38; Short Jokes</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:29:57 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>New Excuse</title>
		<link>http://www.viewjokes.com/new-excuse-12998.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.viewjokes.com/new-excuse-12998.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clean Marriage Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Marriage Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Excuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Short Marriage Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.viewjokes.com/?p=12998</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[    A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/best-excuse-for-speeding-11457.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Best Excuse For Speeding'>Best Excuse For Speeding</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/getting-out-of-a-ticket-9251.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Getting Out of A Ticket'>Getting Out of A Ticket</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/getting-out-of-a-ticket-2-9801.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Getting Out of A Ticket'>Getting Out of A Ticket</a></li></ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.viewjokes.com/new-excuse-12998.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Growth Spurt</title>
		<link>http://www.viewjokes.com/growth-spurt-12616.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.viewjokes.com/growth-spurt-12616.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 03:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.viewjokes.com/?p=12616</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/all-i-want-is-a-beer-10542.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: All I want is a beer!'>All I want is a beer!</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/hung-like-an-elephant-7487.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Hung like an elephant'>Hung like an elephant</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/voodoo-trouble-1722.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Voodoo Trouble'>Voodoo Trouble</a></li></ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.viewjokes.com/growth-spurt-12616.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Woman&#8217;s Expectations Of A Husband</title>
		<link>http://www.viewjokes.com/womans-expectations-of-a-husband-12606.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.viewjokes.com/womans-expectations-of-a-husband-12606.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 14:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.viewjokes.com/?p=12606</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What Every woman Expects:
1. Forever handsome, caring, and romantic.
2. The virility of an 18 year old.
3.  Always remembers special dates &#8211; Birthday&#8217;s, Anniversary&#8217;s.
4. To dine out more than once a year.
5. Send flowers for no reason.
6. Favorite expression: &#8220;Honey, those few extra pounds means there&#8217;s just that much more to love.
7. A cuddle in [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/mans-expectations-of-a-wife-12596.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Man&#8217;s Expectations Of A Wife'>Man&#8217;s Expectations Of A Wife</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/fun-at-the-drive-thru-window-8489.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!'>Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/computer-fixated-husband-9849.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Computer fixated husband &#8230;'>Computer fixated husband &#8230;</a></li></ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.viewjokes.com/womans-expectations-of-a-husband-12606.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Man&#8217;s Expectations Of A Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.viewjokes.com/mans-expectations-of-a-wife-12596.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.viewjokes.com/mans-expectations-of-a-wife-12596.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 02:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.viewjokes.com/?p=12596</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What Every Man Expects:
1. Always beautiful and cheerful &#8211; Could have married movie star but wanted only you.
2. Hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
3. Beauty that won&#8217;t run in a rainstorm.
4. Never sick &#8211; just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.
5. Insists that moving the furniture by herself is good for her figure.
6. [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/womans-expectations-of-a-husband-12606.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Woman&#8217;s Expectations Of A Husband'>Woman&#8217;s Expectations Of A Husband</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/i-cant-breathe-without-that-3-11577.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: I can&#8217;t breathe without that'>I can&#8217;t breathe without that</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/i-cant-breathe-without-that-5002.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: I can&#8217;t breathe without that'>I can&#8217;t breathe without that</a></li></ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.viewjokes.com/mans-expectations-of-a-wife-12596.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Snails Pace</title>
		<link>http://www.viewjokes.com/a-snails-pace-12586.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.viewjokes.com/a-snails-pace-12586.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 16:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.viewjokes.com/?p=12586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn&#8217;t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/betty-crocker-8118.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Betty Crocker'>Betty Crocker</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/hungry-after-married-6624.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: hungry after married'>hungry after married</a></li><li><a href='http://www.viewjokes.com/on-marriage-2-9683.html' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: On Marriage'>On Marriage</a></li></ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.viewjokes.com/a-snails-pace-12586.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
