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		<title>A System of Taps</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, &#8220;Give me a kiss,&#8221; two taps meant &#8220;Yes,&#8221; seven taps meant &#8220;No,&#8221; and 95 taps meant &#8220;Take out the garbage.&#8221; Related posts:Tee Shirt Lines Democrat&#8217;s Concession [...]


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		<title>Lightbulb joke collection 103</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many Artificial Intelligence (AI) people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: At least 55: The problem space group (5) [One to define the goal state, One to define the operators, One to describe the universal problem solver, One to hack the production system, One to indicate about how it is a [...]


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		<title>Lightbulb joke collection 102</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as &#8220;The Lawyer&#8221;, and the party of the [...]


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		<title>Lightbulb joke collection 101</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign. Frankly, I resent it, and the American people resent it. Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 [...]


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		<title>Lightbulb joke collection 100</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None &#8212; He&#8217;ll only promise &#8220;change.&#8221; Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: He doesn&#8217;t. He whines a while, says &#8220;I feel your pain&#8221;, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security [...]


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