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		<title>Popes And Lawyers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, &#8216;Follow me and I will give you your rooms.&#8217; So they both followed. First God gave the Pope his room. It was very small with a small bed and a small desk. &#8216;Thank you, thank you my lord,&#8217; [...]


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		<title>Memories From Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses: 1. &#8220;Now doctor, isn&#8217;t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn&#8217;t know about it until the next morning?&#8221; 2. &#8220;The [...]


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		<title>Generous Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, &#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; The man replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m so poor, I can&#8217;t afford anything thing to eat.&#8221; So the layer said, &#8220;Poor guy, come back to [...]


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		<title>Punishment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. &#8220;What a ripoff,&#8221; the man muttered. &#8220;I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to [...]


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		<title>Who handles cases?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 17:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm.&#8221;If you&#8217;re not rally in bad trouble, I&#8217;ll take the case,&#8221; said Gregory. &#8220;If you&#8217;re in a real jam and want to get out of it, my partner [...]


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