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		<title>what is the difference between</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a scum sucking bottom dewler and the other is a fish.


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		<title>One Liners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A. A tick falls off of you when you die.
Q. Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A. To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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		<title>An Old Man&#8217;s Dying Request</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor&#8217;s only to find he didn&#8217;t have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.
1.His Doctor
2.His Priest
3.His Lawyer
&#8220;Well, today I found out I don&#8217;t have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, [...]


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		<title>Excess billing hours</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. [...]


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		<title>Learning a lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A prominent lawyer&#8217;s son dreamed of following in his father&#8217;s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father&#8217;s firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father&#8217;s office, and said, [...]


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