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		<title>Things You Learn From Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
3. When you hear the toilet [...]


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		<title>The adventure of mind US business &amp; trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they were playing in the woods and trouble got lost so mind ur bisness went to the police station and told the officer wat happened the officer said ok wat is ur name the kid said mind [...]


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		<title>Sherlock Holmes &amp; Watson go to a Rock Museum</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sherlock Holmes &#038; Watson go to a Rock Museum.
They walk around for a while when Watson notices that there is a rock that doesn&#8217;t have a display name.
&#8220;What kind of rock is that?&#8221; he asked Sherlock.
&#8220;Sedimentary, my dear Watson!&#8221;


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		<title>Pulling Hair</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
&#8220;Don&#8217;t be angry,&#8221; the Mother says, &#8220;Your little sister doesn&#8217;t realize that pulling hair hurts.&#8221;
A short while later, there&#8217;s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says&#8230;
&#8220;Now she knows.&#8221; 


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		<title>Pantsy Golfer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!


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