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		<title>Got Him!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Listen, God is everywhere, trust me, he is absolutely everywhere,&#8221; the wise old Sicilian priest told little Gianluca, who thought about this for a moment, before grabbing a half-opened matchbox lying on the table, quickly snapped it shut and declared triumphantly: &#8220;Got him!!!&#8221; 


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		<title>Foot and a half</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
&#8220;Don’t worry, Sophie. Luca’s a good man. Go upstairs, and he’ll take care of you.&#8221;
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt [...]


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		<title>Creamated</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, &#8220;Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.&#8221;
&#8220;And what,&#8221; his friend asked, &#8220;do you want me to do with your ashes?&#8221;
The businessman said, &#8220;Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the [...]


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		<title>Madonna</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the 21 year old Italian girl who knelt in front of the statue of Madonna?
She said: &#8220;You who conceived without sin, let me sin without conceiving!&#8221;


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		<title>More Italian Shorts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil? 
Q: What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 170?
A: Sicily. 
Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.


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