Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.

First Irish Farmer: “My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it.”
Second Irish Farmer: “Did you shoot it in the hole?”
First Irish Farmer: ” Nope…in the head.”

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 11 – One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins!

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.

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Two lil leprechauns went off to St Mary’s convent and begged an audience with the mother superior. “well, how can I help you little folk?” asked the Mother Superior.
The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked “Well, mother superior, would you be a knowing any midget nuns here at the convent?”
“Afraid not,” replies Mother Superior, “there are no midget nuns here”
“all right then, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland then?”
“Well, no,” replied Mother Superior, “none that I know of.”
“Well then, in the whole world of nuns, would you know of any Midget nuns?”
“No, I would’nt – there are no midget nuns in the whole of the world!” said Mother Superior, “and would you please tell me what this is all about?”
The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said “well, I told you so…you’ve been dating a Penguin.”

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There’s this new Irish restaraunt being built in downtown Boston. They’re going to serve 7-course gourmet Irish meals.
Everyone coming in the door gets a potato and a six pack…

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