Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

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You’re so poor, I walk in your front door and I’m in the backyard’

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