Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers “Hoe Down” and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey y’all watch this.”

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I’d like to leave you with one thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

If you were my dog, I’d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You’ve got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

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It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

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Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I’ll never forget the first time we met - although I’ll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

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You’re so poor, I walk in your front door and I’m in the backyard’

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what do niggers and apples have in common? they both look good hanging from trees

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Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

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Sara Rock is a fucking stupid retarded fat ass mayonnaise lapping ho. That fucking 190 lb bitch with the raggedy split ended red hair is such a fucking dumb big shot stupid bitch who always tries to start stuff with people. That fucking bitch sideswiped me, I would have popped that cum guzzling bitch in the eye if I had been in a bad mood. Ashley Gibson is nothing compared to that whore Sara. Sara rock deserves to die, because she is a worthless retarded fat btich who had an abortion when she was 12. 190 pounds of pure redneck fat lies within that thieving white slut. She’s a fucking whorebag and her slutty soul should be wiped from the earth. She got 1st Place in the Miss Bessie the Cow peagent at the Iowa state fair. Sara always tries to start stuff with people for no reason. That fake dumb anorexic whore doesn’t deserve to smoke and drink and have sex. That cold skinned cow stupid ass fucked bitch hooker prostitute insane whore has encrusted shit on the lining of her ass crack (Kris told me) cuz she can’t afford toilet paper, but even if she could, her whole family would use it, even her dumbfuck cousins. She asked this 12 year old boy how big his dick was, and she fucking wants to fuck every damn person in the whole asylum. She is a worthless sack of shit, and u should never sniff her breath. Toxic chemicals and gasses are harmful to your lungs, so if you live or work near Sara Rock, u should wear a gas mask or take your shoes off to cover up the odor. I can name two reasons why u shouldn’t let that bitch into a public pool. For 1, nobody wants to see that fat ass ho’s white body with stretch marks, and if she tried to jump in the pool, all the water would fly out and they’d have to keep refilling it. That water can be used to take showers or wash dishes or flush toilets. If u don’t want to live in an outhouse, smell like Sara, or eat encrusted mold, I suggest you keep Sara out of public pools. And never let her go to Texas. If she walks around in high heels, she’ll struck oil with those thick ass hips. If the oil touches her, she’ll contaminate the entire oil supply, and did I add, that SARA IS A FUCKING RETARDED DEMENTED CHILD MOLESTER FUCKING HOIBO AND I CURSE THAT BITCH’S ROTTED SOUL AND DECAYING SPIRIT TO THE VERY PITS OF HELL, BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE SHE BELONGS. PS, Sara’s armpits smell like a sweat sandwich from the inner netting of a sumo wrestler’s jock strap after he ran 300 laps around the equator. She must refrain from her impressionable behavior or dire consequences of retaliation shall arise and she shall not harm me because my defense is impecable, and my offense is impregnable, so defeat is futile, I am a primordial master of KICKING SARA’S ASS! Her ass will jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle… and jiggle…

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Ashley Gibson is a fucking dumbass slutty skankwad retarded Arab fuckface. That stupid bitch thinks she’s all that, but if she was all that, why the fuck would every damn kid be beating the fuck out of that bitch on a daily basis. Stupid creepy pervert Ashley grabs boys’ asses and thinks she’s pretty when she’s actually quite ugly from all that ass kicking she’s endured all her life. She’s stupid and a fucking whorebag and I curse her demented grandmother to hell. Ashley’s stupid and she lives in a fucking group home and they’re about to kick that slut out because she’s been stealing too much of their stuff because she can’t even afford a free sample. That stupid homeless street punkish trailor trash fat ass dirty fecal feliac. She never fucking changes her clothes or takes a shower, that bitch has been wearing the same raggedy stained red shirt and oily pants for the past six years. I fucking hate that dumb bitch, her mom sells her body on the street for fifty cents, her grandma too. All three of them are kinda like NetZero, easy connection, full access, and only $9.95 a month. I can’t think of a single person in the universe who respects that ass spelunker. I curse that bitch to hell, but it still wouldn’t help because I’d be able to smell her sweaty armpits all the way up here. That retarded slut has no idea her life will turn out to be horrible and painful for her retarded ass. Painful is good, if I could get a hold of a good enough saw, I’d saw that bitch’s arms and legs off and then videotape it and laugh while she cries in pain. I seriously hate her and she deserves to have a grenade shoved through all 2,000 miles of her fat ass. When it explodes, we’ll literally see some serious shit while Ashley screams and her fucking demented spirit flies to hell because that’s just what she is, a stupid retarded fucking hobo Chinese Nigerian Arab shit infested crap hole lemon nosed fart knocking crap maker panty waste piece of bullshit crybaby sack of dog shit trailer trash street punk dumbass fuckface I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH AND SHE DESERVES TO DIE!!!!!!! I’ll fucking slam my thick ass shoe onto her puny head and laugh while I laugh at her misery. I’ll fcking shove a bullet through her fucking head, that stupid child molesting slut. She fucking tried to rape 8-year old Isaac, 7-year old Isaiah, and 8-year old Joey. I just want that bitch to be shoved into a pit full of burning dreams while Hitler and Osama Bin Laden make fun of how much people hate her. That bitch smells like rotting garbage and if you’re drivin along and something mysterious smells like shit, it’s probably that bitch Ashley Gibson, she sucks and she’s worth less than an expired coupon. And I’m so glad my uncle didn’t have the right change, because if he did, dumb Ashley would be my cousin. PS, Ashley deserves to be shoved up an elephant’s asshole while she looks back at her miserable crappy life and slowly goes blind from self abuse. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHA bitch slut retarded fuckface trash digging poor ass mother fuck dumb bad fucker.

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