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		<title>Leader of the HMO</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor &#8216;what did you do on Earth?&#8217;
The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told [...]


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		<title>Pick Heaven or Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. &#8220;Welcome to Heaven,&#8221; said St.Peter. &#8220;Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a [...]


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		<title>He&#8217;s going to Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?&#8221; 
The man said, &#8220;I do Father.&#8221; 
The priest said, &#8220;Then stand over there against the wall.&#8221; 
Then the priest asked the second man, &#8220;Do you want to got to heaven?&#8221; 
&#8220;Certainly, Father,&#8221; [...]


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		<title>Clinton is in Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. &#8220;Who goes there?&#8221; inquired St. Peter. 
&#8220;It&#8217;s me, Bill Clinton&#8221;. 
&#8220;What bad things did you do on earth?&#8221; 
Clinton thought a bit and answered, &#8220;Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn&#8217;t hold that against me because I didn&#8217;t inhale. And I lied, but I didn&#8217;t commit [...]


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		<title>Filling in for St. Peter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: &#8216;Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?&#8217; 
&#8216;Yes,&#8217; the professor ansvered. &#8216;When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, [...]


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