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		<title>Find out about the cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 07:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
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A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. 
During one trip, the driver droped her at a mall before he gasing up. The cat remained in the [...]


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		<title>Did you understand me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 07:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.
When a disgruntled customer at a window exclaimed, &#8220;No Tickets?&#8221; What do you mean NO TICKETS?&#8221;
The women waiting on him [...]


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		<title>This dog loves people</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 07:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.
While walk Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.
Struggling to keep hold of [...]


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		<title>Writing letters to son</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 07:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.
Didn&#8217;t realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:
&#8220;Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your [...]


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		<title>Phone company&#8217;s errors</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 07:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Phone Company Gives Something for Nothing
Dear Ann,
I think I can top the person who wrote complaining about the idiocy of the phone company. Talk about garbage in, garbage out!
When AT&#038;T split with Bell, [...]


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