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		<title>Menu item translations</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce &#8211; China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng &#8211; Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos &#8211; Cairo
French fried ships &#8211; Cairo
Garlic Coffee &#8211; Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish [...]


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		<title>Bad corporate slogans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.
Microsoft: &#8220;How much are you going to pay today?&#8221; 
MTV: &#8220;Loud and easy to spell.&#8221; 
Saks 5th Avenue: &#8220;You Could Shop Here if You&#8217;re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!&#8221; 
Iguana: &#8220;The other green meat.&#8221; 
Nike: &#8220;Just buy [...]


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		<title>True marketing errors</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joke of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.
Coors put its slogan, &#8220;Turn it loose,&#8221; into Spanish, where it was read as &#8220;Suffer from diarrhea.&#8221; 
Clairol introduced the &#8220;Mist Stick,&#8221; a curling iron, into German only to find out that &#8220;mist&#8221; is slang for [...]


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		<title>Public announcements</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joke of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Public service announcements around the world.
USA: &#8220;It&#8217;s ten o&#8217;clock. Do you know where your children are?&#8221;
Italy: &#8220;It&#8217;s ten o&#8217;clock. Do you know where your husband is?&#8221;
France: &#8220;It&#8217;s ten o&#8217;clock. Do you know where your wife is?&#8221;
Poland: &#8220;It&#8217;s ten o&#8217;clock. Do you know what time it is?&#8221;


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		<title>Real classified ads 05</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joke of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: 
(Monday) FORE SALE &#8211; R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. 
(Tuesday) NOTICE &#8211; We regret having erred in R. D. Jone&#8217;s ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for [...]


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