Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but doesn’t give it a second thought. The next day the same guy walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.

The pharmacist remembers the day before and starts to wonder what’s up but not for too long because he has work to do.The next day the same guy walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. Now the pharmacist is intrigued as to what is going on with this guy so he arranges with his assistant to follow the guy and find out where he is going, should the man return.

Wouldn’t you know it, The same guy comes back the next day, laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.

The assistant followed him as per his orders and came back 20 minutes later. The eager pharmacist asked his assistant where the man went? The assistant said:

“Your house.”

sahilDirty Jokes28 Jan, 2008No Comments

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver’s window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “Yes Officer?”

“What are you doing?” the policeman asked.

“What does it look like?” answered the young man. “I’m reading this magazine.”

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, “And what is she doing?”

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting.”

“And how old are you?” the officer then asked the young man.

“I’m nineteen,” he replied.

“And how old is she?” asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said, “Well, in about twelve minutes she’ll be sixteen.”

sahilDirty Jokes6 Aug, 2007No Comments

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl’s destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

sahilDirty Jokes31 Jul, 2007No Comments

14) You discover that “Chesty McBust” isn’t her real name, and she’s dialing in from Langley, VA.

13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.

12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as “undeliverable” but as “unlikely to get you anywhere.”

11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you’re worth 45,000 points.

10) “Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again.”

9) Your cyberlover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.

Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.

7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.

6) You can barely make out your SO’s face in the JPEG she sent because she’s obscured by her 25 cats.

5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.

4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.

3) She’s suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com

2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious “tubby@whitehouse.gov”

1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she’d pretended to be.

sahilDirty Jokes30 Jul, 2007No Comments

One day a dad came home from a long day of work and was on his way to his bedroom, when he overheard his son praying, He thought let’s see what he wants to say.. He hears his son say “Lord, Bless mommy, daddy, and grandpa. The dad was curious why he didnt say bless grandma. But he said oh well, maybe he just forgot. the next morning he woke up to see his sons grandmother… (his mother) dead. He said oh lord. Okay its just a coincidence…
So once again he comes home and goes by his sons room and once again he hears his son praying, Only this time he says “lord, bless mommy, and daddy.” The father is so scared that when he wakes up his father will be dead, He is like no, its okay.. So finally after hours he falls into a deep sleep. He wakes up to see his dad dead. He is so scared, But he carries on with his day. That night he stand out his sons door once more, to hear him say”Lord, bless mommy.”
The father is so scared that if he goes to sleep he wont wake up. But his eyes are heavy and he eventually falls asleep… He wakes up and he is perfectly fine.. He wondered what had gone wrong… So he got his suitcase and went to head out the door… And on his front porch the milkman lay on the ground… DEAD……

sahilDirty Jokes22 Jul, 2007No Comments

ONCE THERE WAS A CHINA MAN AND A BLACK MAN.
THEY WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF A LAKE.
THE CHINA MAN SKIPPED A ROCK ACROSS THE LAKE, AND THE ROCK MADE A SOUND………”CHING, CHANG, CHONG “. THE BLACK MAN WAS
AMAZED AT WHAT HE HEARD. THE CHINA MAN SAID,”THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER MY ANCESTRY. ie THE DYNASTY OF CHING,THE DYNASTY OF CHANG, AND THE DYNASTY OF CHONG”.
THE BLACK MAN WONDERED WHAT SOUND HE WOULD GET FROM
SKIPPING A ROCK ON THE LAKE………
SO HE DID AND THE SOUND HE GOT WAS “CHIMP, PANS, ZEE”…….

sahilDirty Jokes16 Jul, 2007No Comments

why did the snooker plaer goy to the toilet. to pot the brown

adminDirty Jokes7 Oct, 2005No Comments

why did the golfer carry a spare pair of shoes around with him. just in case he gets a hole in one

adminDirty Jokes7 Oct, 2005No Comments

you moma is fat when she stepped on are dogs tail we had to re name him beever

adminDirty Jokes7 Oct, 2005No Comments

why is christmas santas most favorite time of the year?

because its the only time of the year when he can call all the ho’s he wants and his wife cant do any thing about it.

adminDirty Jokes7 Oct, 2005No Comments