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		<title>Buy machine factory</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. &#8220;Your workers, they&#8217;re escaping!&#8221; cries the visitor. &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to stop them.&#8221; &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, they&#8217;ll be back,&#8221; says the American. And indeed, [...]


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		<title>Investment counselor</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. &#8220;As I&#8217;m sure you can understand,&#8221; she started off with one of the first applicants, &#8220;in [...]


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		<title>Daughter in college</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter&#8217;s college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, &#8220;I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the [...]


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		<title>Newest ATM machines</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You&#8217;re gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man.&#8221; &#8211; [...]


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		<title>I&#8217;m at the wrong bank</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Letterman&#8217;s Top Ten Signs You&#8217;re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank 10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other. 9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast. 8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon. 7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks [...]


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