A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I didthe next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.” Psychiatrist: “Uh … How’s that working?” Blonde: “Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet.” Psychiatrist: “And why do you think that is?” Blonde: “I figure it’s because when I’m drivingaround, my zip code keeps changing.”
sahil
5 Jul, 2008
Jul
5
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says “yes, no, yes, no…..”
Jul
4
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,”Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I’ll sink?”
Jul
3
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum, (another blonde) asked.”My boyfriend’s just dropped me!” wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.”No mum,” the blonde interrupted. “You don’t understand - I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can’t cook!”
Jul
2
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.”"Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.”But. what happened to your other ear?”"The son of a bitch called back.”
Jun
29
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Jun
19
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.
”Yes.”
Jun
18
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ”That will be $1.08, please” says the clerk.
‘What’s the eight cents for?” asks the blonde. ”It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”
”Tax,” replies the clerk.
”Gee,” says the blonde, ”I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!”
Jun
17
How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day?
Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
Jun
16
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito quits sucking after you hit it.
Jun
11