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		<title>Feel Like A Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.  One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.  &#8220;I&#8217;m too young to die!&#8221; she wails.  &#8220;Well, if [...]


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		<title>Aviation Sayings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fiberglass port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message &#8220;I could have been a Glassair!&#8221; written on it?
&#8220;I would like to die in my sleep like my father did, not in screaming terror, like his passengers.&#8221;
If God had meant man to fly, He would have given him more money or airplane tickets.
&#8220;Gravity always wins!&#8221;
You know you´re [...]


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		<title>A guide to academic newspeakby a student at Harvard Divinity School</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guilt Feeling bad about your genes, but not about your actions 
Women and men The forces of good and evil in the dualism of gender (see gender) 
Diversity The gathering together of as large a group as possible of discontents, deviants and social misfits while excluding, suppressing and bashing conservatives, Republicans, evangelicals, adherents of historical [...]


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		<title>A Skydiving lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. 
One guy asked, &#8220;If our chute doesn&#8217;t open, and the reserve doesn&#8217;t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?&#8221; [...]


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		<title>What was the problem before?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. 
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. 
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, &#8220;What was the problem?&#8221; 
&#8220;The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,&#8221; explained the Flight Attendant, &#8220;and it took us a [...]


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