I am not home to talk to you,
But please don’t be a creep.
Just leave your name and number,
At the sound of the…

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(For Shakespeare lovers only:)
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I’ll get back to thee.

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Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can’t answer the phone right now because I’ve just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I’m still made up of antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker. So leave a message at the tone and I’ll get back to you as soon as my component particles have been restored to their normal charges.

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