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		<title>Answering machine message 260</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape. Related posts:Answering machine message 40 Answering machine message 102 Answering machine message 194


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		<title>Answering machine message 259</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These words are lovely dark and deep But I&#8217;ve got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message at the beep. Related posts:Answering machine message 260 Answering machine message 194 Answering machine message 30


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		<title>Answering machine message 258</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep. Related posts:Answering machine message 176 Answering machine message 194 Answering machine message 30


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		<title>Answering machine message 257</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Answering machine message 256</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I&#8217;ll get back to thee. Related posts:Answering machine message 104 Answering machine message 235 Answering machine message 227


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