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Answering machine message 260

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Now I lay me down to sleep;
Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake,
Remember to erase the tape.

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Answering machine message 259

Added by Joke of the Day in Answering Machine Jokes

These words are lovely dark and deep
But I’ve got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.

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Answering machine message 258

Added by Joke of the Day in Answering Machine Jokes

You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

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