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Oct/05
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Answering machine message 260
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Now I lay me down to sleep;
Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake,
Remember to erase the tape.
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Oct/05
5
Answering machine message 259
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These words are lovely dark and deep
But I’ve got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.
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Oct/05
5
Answering machine message 258
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You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
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