once upon a time little timmy was in the shower with his mummy and he pointed to her vagina and said “mummy, whats that?” his mother replied “its a Garage honey” ohhhhh said little timmy so the next night he had a a shower with his dad and again he pointed down to his penis and timmy asked “Daddy whats that?” his father replied its a big red truck ohhhhhhhh replied little timmy so the next night timmy got scared so he went and slept in his mummys bed and soon after he got in his father went and made a sandwich and when he had eaten it he came back to the room and said “I think ill park my big red truck in mummys garage” he said “Too late” said little timmy “whys that asked his father?” little timmy replied “because my mini’s already parked!!!!!”

Funny Jokes:

1. headlights
2. Limo
3. The Ferrari and the garage
4. early learning
5. Teddy bear
6. bye bye
7. bye bye
8. a girl and a boy @ the park
9. Showers and dollys
10. bone
11. I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
12. bone
13. the little boy and the cop
14. Birds and Ice Cream
15. Boy Sees Elephant

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