On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in
a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
What are those?, asks the attendant.
They’re called tees replies Tiger.
Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman.
They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving, says Tiger.
Fookin Jaysus, says the Irishman, BMW thinks of everything!

Funny Jokes:

1. A Golf Tale
2. A man and his wife…
3. Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
4. irish man stuck on a island
5. The game of golf!
6. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
7. Drink this in memory of me
8. This tells me that I must be drunk
9. This tells me that I must be drunk
10. Drinking Contest
11. Golf Fatality
12. Tiger woods in bed.
13. Tiger woods in bed.
14. Witch craft
15. Shot Of Whisky

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