THERE WAS A KING AND HIS DAUGHTER AND THE KING SAID TO THE PUBLIC IF HAVE A BABY WITH MY DAUGHTER AND ITS “BLUE” I WILL ALLOW U 2 MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND RECIEVE MY FAMILYS MONEY.SO FIRST COMES A WHITE MAN THEY DO IT AND 9 MONTHS LATER A WHITE BABY COMES OUT.NOPE SAID THE KING.NEXT A BLACK MAN CAME AND THEY FUCKD AND 9 MONTHS LATER A BLACK BABY CAME OUT.THE KING SAID NOPE. LAST BUT NOT LEAST A CHINESE MAN COMES AND THEY DO IT AND 9 MONTHS LATER A BLUE BABY COMES OUT.THEN THE KING IN SHOCK ASKED THE CHINESE MAN HOW DID U DO IT. AND THE CHINESE MAN SAID:

ME CHINESE
ME PLAY TRICK
ME PUT AJAX
ON MY DICK

Funny Jokes:

1. blue jeans
2. screaming princess
3. Old skool Joke
4. 3 Chinese Punishments
5. How do you kill a blue elepahnt?
6. Green Glitter (funny!)
7. ping pong balls
8. poems
9. laser
10. Boy Blue
11. bone
12. bone
13. Blue eyes
14. HALLOWEEN2
15. Pregnant Maid

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