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Feb/08

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Blonde Sheep Winner

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, “If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?”

He replied “Sure!”

Out of the blue, she blurts out, “352!”

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, “If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!”

Funny Jokes:

  1. Blonde in Disguise
  2. Blonde in Disguise
  3. How many sheep do I have?
  4. How many sheep do I have?
  5. Blonde Dyes to Brown
  6. Blonde Dyes to Brown
  7. Blonde Counting Sheep
  8. Sheep dog
  9. Sheep dog
  10. blonde 2 brunnette
  11. can i have my dog back??
  12. BlondeSheep
  13. some more blonde q & a’s
  14. Sheep Love
  15. Sheep Love

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