Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms?
A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps,the other is a walrus
Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: “Hi, welcome to McDonalds.”
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s Tipex on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the same computer?
A: There’s writing on the Tipex.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde man who had 8 vasectomies?
A. He had to — his wife kept getting pregnant!
Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blow job with handle bars.
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