There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown.

She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

“Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?” The shepherd is puzzled but agrees.

Out of the blue, she blurts out “352!” He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says “If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?”

Funny Jokes:

1. Blonde in Disguise
2. Blonde Sheep Winner
3. Blonde Dyes to Brown
4. Blonde Dyes to Brown
5. How many sheep do I have?
6. How many sheep do I have?
7. blonde 2 brunnette
8. Blonde Counting Sheep
9. Sheep dog
10. Sheep dog
11. can i have my dog back??
12. BlondeSheep
13. some more blonde q & a’s
14. Blonde funny Jokes
15. Blonde Jokes joke #11096

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