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Oct/05

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Blonde goes flying

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”

Funny Jokes:

  1. Flying Turtle
  2. Helicopter Lessons
  3. Flying on a bad airline
  4. Rednecks flying home
  5. Trying To Fly
  6. Trying To Fly
  7. flying squirrel in park
  8. Are blind pilots flying?
  9. A plane flying in the 1930s
  10. Thank You For Flying With Us
  11. There was a place crash in Poland
  12. Flying without a parachute
  13. How Army policy began
  14. Are the pilots flying blind?
  15. School collection 09

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