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Aug/07

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Blonde airline stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn’t get out of her room.

“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

Funny Jokes:

  1. Training the blonde
  2. Airline Captain
  3. Only three doors
  4. Three Doors
  5. Mile High Club Founder
  6. Stuck In The Hotel
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  8. A no-frills airline
  9. A no-frills airline
  10. Flying on a bad airline
  11. A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
  12. Blonde Phone Call
  13. Blonde Phone Call
  14. Keeping a high profile in an office
  15. Caller ID

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