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Oct/05

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Blink 182(Drug Remix)

I never thought,
I’d get this stoned.
I smoked some weed,
Crack, pot, and coke.
I’m burning all my brain cells out.
And all the scientists can’t figure out,
Why I’m here,
In my bed.
I take another snort, I’ll sure be dead.
I’m to depressed, to smoke on.
Two more Marlboros, I’ll be gone.

I usually take pills regularly.
16’s the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I’d surely survive.
I couldn’t wait, till’ I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

In a hospital, half passed out.
I’ll probably be dead without a doubt.
Give my two pounds, to my best friends.
You’ll never smoke joint in my room again.
You’ll take my bong, pack it up.
Remember the heroine in the trunk.
Mom let me, smoke Methol.
But tell her it’s not her fault.

I usually take pills regularly.
16’s the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I’d surely survive.
I couldn’t wait, till’ I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

Funny Jokes:

  1. Blink 182(Drug Remix)
  2. its a fuckin poem.. yea sucka dick
  3. ((stoner))
  4. It was her first time getting stoned
  5. poem OF THC
  6. Cube Sucks
  7. Cube Sucks
  8. Toker Genie
  9. my favourite ones
  10. Mashed Up Monkey Business !!
  11. *You Are A Stoner If…*
  12. Stoned monkey
  13. All Kick A$$ this time
  14. Best of all listed
  15. Lizard and the monkey

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