I never thought,
I’d get this stoned.
I smoked some weed,
Crack, pot, and coke.
I’m burning all my brain cells out.
And all the scientists can’t figure out,
Why I’m here,
In my bed.
I take another snort, I’ll sure be dead.
I’m to depressed, to smoke on.
Two more Marlboros, I’ll be gone.

I usually take pills regularly.
16’s the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I’d surely survive.
I couldn’t wait, till’ I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

In a hospital, half passed out.
I’ll probably be dead without a doubt.
Give my two pounds, to my best friends.
You’ll never smoke joint in my room again.
You’ll take my bong, pack it up.
Remember the heroine in the trunk.
Mom let me, smoke Methol.
But tell her it’s not her fault.

I usually take pills regularly.
16’s the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I’d surely survive.
I couldn’t wait, till’ I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

Funny Jokes:

1. Blink 182(Drug Remix)
2. its a fuckin poem.. yea sucka dick
3. ((stoner))
4. It was her first time getting stoned
5. poem OF THC
6. Cube Sucks
7. Cube Sucks
8. Toker Genie
9. my favourite ones
10. Mashed Up Monkey Business !!
11. *You Are A Stoner If…*
12. Stoned monkey
13. Best of all listed
14. All Kick A$$ this time
15. THERE WAS A GUY AND HE HAD ONE WISH TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BUD ALL DIFFERENT KINDS. WELL ONE DAY A GENIE CAME ALONG AND SAID YOU HAVE ONE WISH AND HE SAID ONLY 1 I THOUGHT A GENIE GIVES YOU 3 WISHES THE GENIE SAID WELL I AM IN A FUCKING HURRY SO YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH SO MAKE IT GOOD THE GUY SAID I WISH I HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUD. THE GENIE SAID WISH GRANTED!!! THE GUY GOT WHAT HE WISHED FOR. BUT THEN HE SAID TO THE GENIE YOU GOT A LIGHTER OR A PACK OF MATCGES I ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH LEFT IN MY PACK!!1 THE GENIE SAID NO. HE SAID WELL I WILL RETURN IN JUST ONE MINITE THE GENIE SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE INTIL ALL THIS WEED IS SMOKED UP AND HE SAID HOW I ONLY HAVE ONE LIGHT AND WHAT IF IT GOES OUT ? THE GENIE SAID I GUESS YOU CAN EAT HES LIKE FUCK MAN WHERES A LIGHTER WHEN I NEED ONE HAHAHAHAHA

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