One morning a husband and wife were getting ready for the day, when a light bulb burst. The wife said,” honey, can you fix that before you go to work?” ” who do i look like , a fucking electrition?” the husband replied. The woman just let it go and went about with what she was doing. Well about a half an hour later she was in the kitchen washing dishes they had used from breakfest, when the sink got clogged. “honey, and you fix this before you go to work?” she said. ” who do i look like, a fucking plumber?” said the husband. Then as the wife was walking her husband out to go to work, one of the steps to the front porch broke. ” honey, can you please fix this before you go to work?” she begged. “who do i look like, a fucking carpenter?” he snapped. ” well fine just go to work then , I will do it myself!” she shouted. When her husband left she sat on the porch and cried. Soon the mail man came by to deliver her mail. He asked her why she was crying and she told him the whole story. ” Well , i tell you what…I will fix all the problems in your house for you today and all you have to do is either have sex with me or bake me a cake.” The woman smiled and led him into the house. Later that day, the husband came home. When he came in he saw that everything had been fixed. He looked at his wife and said ,” wow honey, how did you get everything fixed?” “Well , after you left the mail man came by and said he would fix everything for me , all i had to do was either have sex with him or bake him a cake.” she replied. Puzzled the husband asked,” well! what did you do!?” and the wife said, ” who do i look like , fucking Betty Crocker?
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