A FAKE STONER SAYS DOPE INSTEAD OF WEED
You Are A True Stoner If..
If you were taking a hit after hit and your friends are getting pissed because you forgot what you were doing and you stole their hits.
If you say weed is not a drug its an herb.
You think its impossible to get TOO high.
If you are at a wedding and eat half the cake before it was served.
You were trying to count to 20 and kept counting untill you snap out of it and your last number was 126.
If you think your bowl lasted 20 min.
YOUR PARENTS/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE ASK YOU TO DO SOMeTHING AND YOU FORGET WHAT THEY SAID.
YOU are only creative WHEN YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SMOKE OUT OF.
YOUR DOG/CAT IS A POTHEAD.
IF YOU SMOKE A CIGARETTE BACKWARDS.
IF YOU CALL UP YOUR DEALER FOR A DIME AND FORGOT YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY,BUT DONT WORRY YOUR DEATH WILL BE QUICK.
Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
You get up to do something but end up smoking pot instead
If your parents find your weed on the table because u were so high that u forgot about it.
If you forget to cover the carb on your own pipe/bong.
If your looking for a carb on your joint/blunt.
If you were out of bud so you look on the carpet to see if you dropped some.
If everything you say ends with “I Don’t fuckin’ Remember”
If you call your dealer and forget why.
If you call your dealer for a 40 and remember you only have $20.
If a bum lost a dime and you say youll help find it if he smokes it with you.
If you sell your pipe for weed money.
If you have a special lighter just for weed.
If you need the trippiest screensaver on your screen.
If your house burns down and the first thing you grab is all your weed.
You were lookin for your joint for an hour before you realized it was in your hand.
You were lookin in your parents room to see if they even smoke…and if you find out they do you take all of it.
If you went to school one day sober and everyone thought there was something different about you.
You hide your stash in 7 different places…then when you become sober you realize you were only hiding it from yourself…and cant find it.
You made food in the microwave and when it went off you answered the door.

Funny Jokes:

1. Just It The Read
2. Cube Sucks
3. Cube Sucks
4. *Only A True Stoner Can Read This*
5. All Good Jokes Fu*k Yeah
6. *You Are A Stoner If…*
7. Its been awile…..since i could do this
8. All Kick A$$ this time
9. You know your a Stoner
10. THERE WAS A GUY AND HE HAD ONE WISH TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BUD ALL DIFFERENT KINDS. WELL ONE DAY A GENIE CAME ALONG AND SAID YOU HAVE ONE WISH AND HE SAID ONLY 1 I THOUGHT A GENIE GIVES YOU 3 WISHES THE GENIE SAID WELL I AM IN A FUCKING HURRY SO YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH SO MAKE IT GOOD THE GUY SAID I WISH I HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUD. THE GENIE SAID WISH GRANTED!!! THE GUY GOT WHAT HE WISHED FOR. BUT THEN HE SAID TO THE GENIE YOU GOT A LIGHTER OR A PACK OF MATCGES I ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH LEFT IN MY PACK!!1 THE GENIE SAID NO. HE SAID WELL I WILL RETURN IN JUST ONE MINITE THE GENIE SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE INTIL ALL THIS WEED IS SMOKED UP AND HE SAID HOW I ONLY HAVE ONE LIGHT AND WHAT IF IT GOES OUT ? THE GENIE SAID I GUESS YOU CAN EAT HES LIKE FUCK MAN WHERES A LIGHTER WHEN I NEED ONE HAHAHAHAHA
11. I Dont Need A Title Do I?
12. two stoner rymes
13. 14 Shades Of Gray
14. A Stoner’s Day
15. poem OF THC

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