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Jun/08

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Beer Machismo

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said “Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please.”

The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, “The King Of Beers — Budweiser?

The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Amsted President walks in and orders “The Finest Beer ever.”

The bartender gives him an Amsted.

Then the Guinness President says, “I’ll have a coke please?

The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, “Why have you ordered a coke?”

He replied, “Well if you all aren’t drinking beer, then neither shall I?

Funny Jokes:

  1. Beer President’s Have a Beer
  2. THE BEST BEER
  3. Beer Festival
  4. Beer
  5. The Best Beer
  6. All I want is a beer!
  7. Allergic To Beer
  8. This guy goes into a
  9. A drunk orders himself a beer
  10. A drunk orders himself a beer
  11. spit on my beer
  12. chunks
  13. 3 Please
  14. Three Pints
  15. Brothers

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