A guy walded into a bar and ordered 10 shots of whiskey. Then asked who is the baddest SOB
in here? The bartender said, “that guy shooting pool.” The man walked over and beat the shit out of him.

The next night the man ordered 15 shots of whiskey. Asked who is the baddest SOB in here? the bartender said the guy playing pinball. He walked over and beat his ass.

the bartender got sick of this guy and got an idea.He called the zoo and got them to

bring a huge gorrilla and put in the bathroom

the next night the guy ordered 20 shots of whiskey. and again asked , who is the baddest SOB in here/ the bartender said the big guy in the bathroom.

the guy wnt in and caused a big uproar in the bathroom. he came out with his clothes all torn, blood dripping from everywhere.

the bartender asked “what happened?”

The guy said tell that nigger when he wakes up that his fur coat is in the garbage can.

Funny Jokes:

1. 5 shots
2. mop bucket
3. FIVE WHISKEY SHOTS
4. A man goes into a bar
5. Celebrating
6. Incontinent Leprechaun
7. Really bad day
8. He is a very fast drinker
9. I NEED A DRINK
10. The Job
11. A Professional Gambler
12. i showed him
13. 3 Please
14. 6 wiskeys
15. A Leprechaun and his bodily Fluids

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