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Bank robber stealing

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

LOS ANGELES TIMES, December 9:

A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer.

When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, “That’s enough” and walked out the door. It’s hard to find a bank robber who knows when he’s had enough.

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  3. Drunk while stealing
  4. Earthquake at a bank
  5. Stealing from a store
  6. Sperm Bank Robber
  7. Stealing six barrels
  8. Stealing the camera
  9. Holding Up the Sperm Bank
  10. Jesus and the Robber
  11. Ultra dumb people 02
  12. I’m at the wrong bank
  13. A Real Watch Dog
  14. Working cards at ATMs
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