A fiberglass port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message “I could have been a Glassair!” written on it?
“I would like to die in my sleep like my father did, not in screaming terror, like his passengers.”
If God had meant man to fly, He would have given him more money or airplane tickets.
“Gravity always wins!”
You know you´re flying a Cessna when you have a bird strike and it is from behind!
747 on final approach at 1000′ off the deck. First Officer asks Captain “Are you happy with the position of the landing gear, sir?” Captain reaches down, lowers the gear and lands safely.
Lost Cessna Pilot: “Big airport with a little Cessna 150 overhead, please identify yourself!”
A Landing is just controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
“I hate to wake up and find my co-pilot asleep”
Funny Jokes:
- Aviation Sayings
- Area 51
- There are lawyers on the flight
- Landing at a hidden military base
- Crash Landing
- Airplane Trouble
- An airliner was having engine trouble
- Lawyers on a flight
- Helicopter Problem
- Where Am I!!!
- Rednecks flying home
- A Microsoft Tale
- SPEEDING TICKET
- Outrageous lying
- Outrageous lying
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