A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

“You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.”

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man’s anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes’ silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.

“The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse’s anus, but I licked my index finger?”

After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.

Funny Jokes:

1. FIRST LECTURE ON AUTOPSIES
2. The fingure
3. The fingure
4. The fingure
5. Funny as Funny
6. Snow Plow
7. Power Of Observation
8. Anus
9. Do You Know Who I Am?
10. amish guys
11. The Smoking Power Supply
12. sex with taacher
13. your uuuuuugly
14. On the airline.
15. Business one-liners 107

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