A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, “Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now.” So he began to wander the streets of the unfamiliar city, looking for a bar. And, after a few minutes he came across one. He casually went inside and took a seat at the bar.

The bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking. Anxiously, the man says, “Bud Light please.”

The bartender then asked what the name of his penis was. The man looked at him with confusion and said, “What are you talking about? All I want is a Bud Light and, besides, I have no name for my penis.”

The bartender, calming the man, said, “Look around, all you see is men. That is because this is a gay bar. And the tradition is, when you order a drink, you state the name of your penis. Then I’ll serve you a drink.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Beer Machismo
2. Allergic To Beer
3. On Remand
4. A drunk orders himself a beer
5. A drunk orders himself a beer
6. The wife is not speaking to me
7. The wife is not speaking
8. I don’t owe any money
9. I don’t owe anything for this drink
10. I don’t owe anything for this drink
11. Free Beer
12. Strong Enough For A Man
13. Bar… Talking Dog
14. Reverend
15. The Three Ugly Ducklings

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