your momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter
your mommas so poor she caught a racoon and said dinner for two
your mommas so fat when she rolled over god said who turned off the lights
your mommas so fat when she went to japan people scream godzilla
your momma so fat when she stand still she is the ozone layer
your mommas so fat shen she walks people thinks theres a solar eclipse
when your momma bumped into a rainbow the skittles ran out (can you taste the rainbow)
8 Oct, 2005