An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

Funny Jokes:

1. Blonde airline stewardess
2. Only three doors
3. Three Doors
4. Mile High Club Founder
5. Training the blonde
6. Stuck In The Hotel
7. these are funny!!!!
8. A no-frills airline
9. A no-frills airline
10. Signs and notices 08
11. Flying on a bad airline
12. Signs and notices 11
13. Signs and notices 14
14. A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
15. Red Ears

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