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Oct/05

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Aging cinderella

Cinderella is sitting on her porch, petting her dog Alex. Cinderella has
aged at this point, and her days are drawing towards the end. Prince
charming is no more, it’s just the elder cinderella and a dog.

Suddenly, the fairy godmother appears.

“Cinderella, you have led a nice, enchanting life. I will grant you 2 wishes.”

“Wow, I don’t know what to say,” says Cinderella, suprised. “First, I want to
be young and beautiful again.”

The fairy godmother grants the wish.

Cinderella thinks for a while. “Secondly, I want you to turn Alex into my
handsome Prince Charming.”

The fairy godmother granted the wish, and quickly vanished.

The handsome prince charming then came over to cinderella, swept her
into his arms, and whispered, “now I bet you wish you never cut my balls
off.”

Funny Jokes:

  1. Cinderella and Tampon
  2. KittyLadyL-O-V-E
  3. Wizard Of Toad
  4. Aren’t You Sorry?
  5. Cinderella Story
  6. Cinderella sux at hockey
  7. Beat it
  8. subway
  9. From another planet
  10. From another planet
  11. 35th
  12. Fairy God Father
  13. The Talking Frog
  14. Belts and Aging
  15. The Programmer and the Princess

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