A young man’s mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn’t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear mother. A few days later, he called.

“Ma, what do you think of the bird?”

“The bird was good, but a little tough. I should have cooked it longer.”

“You ate the bird? Ma, the bird was very expensive. It spoke seven languages!”

“Oh, excuse me. But, if the bird was so smart, why didn’t it say something when I put it in the oven?”

Funny Jokes:

1. New Parrot
2. Don’t talk to the parrot
3. Parrot and the Madam
4. The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
5. Never talk to the parrot
6. Parrot on a plane
7. The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
8. Whitehouse Parrot
9. 3 days
10. don’t lie to mama
11. more therapy
12. Suspicious Mother
13. parrot and the guy
14. Insulting Parrot
15. Insulting Parrot

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