A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.

When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”

He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?” “Oh, that’s easy,” the teacher replied, “the Titanic.” So St. Peter let her into heaven.

Next he turned to the petty thief. “How many people died on that ship?” St. Peter asked. “Oooh, that’s tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500.” St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.

Funny Jokes:

1. The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
2. The teacher, the thief & the lawyer
3. At The Pearly Gates
4. Qualifying for Heaven
5. Elderly lawyer
6. Dealing with a lawyer
7. Leader of the HMO
8. WINNERS ON DISPLAY
9. Gifts for the teacher
10. Careful when you wish
11. Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
12. It finally happened
13. Collingwood Fan in Heaven
14. Jesse joke
15. getting into heaven

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