You’ll Know It’s a No-Frills Airline If:
They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, “Just once.”
No movie. Don’t need one.
Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.
All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
Funny Jokes:
- A no-frills airline
- Are blind pilots flying?
- Are the pilots flying blind?
- Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- Airline Captain
- Blonde airline stewardess
- Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- If operating systems ran the airlines
- On the airline.
- The types of cows
- The types of cows
- Airlines running operating systems
- There are lawyers on the flight
- sounds like a sea gull.
- Cows In Government
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