A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
“It`s for my husband,” she tells the clerk.
“Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk.
“Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!”
Funny Jokes:
- Free Scope
- Bullfrog BJs
- Bullfrog BJs
- New Mercedes
- Polish Sausage
- Typical Computer Buying Experience
- Parrot Talk
- Blonde gets deodorant
- Deodorant
- The Christmas Parrot
- 2 lips and 7 kisses
- alligator boots
- USE A CONDOM
- Tax
- TV?
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