Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is… “Top o’ the morning to ya”.

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

So what are those, son?” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees,” replied Tiger.

“And what would ya be usin ‘em for, now?” inquired the Irishman.

“Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I drive,” replies Tiger.

“Aw, Jaysus, Mary an’ Joseph!” exclaimed the Irish attendant. “Those fellas at Buick think of everything!”

Funny Jokes:

1. BMW thinks of everything
2. Amazing golf ball
3. Golf Fatality
4. A man and his wife…
5. Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
6. The game of golf!
7. Golf For Sex
8. Any Green Golf Balls?
9. A golf club visits a local bar
10. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
11. How to play golf.
12. The Incredible Golf Ball
13. Drinking Contest
14. Drink this in memory of me
15. Four-fingered golf

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