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Dec/08

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A drunk orders himself a beer

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely–but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries “Man! How many bars do you work at?”

Funny Jokes:

  1. A drunk orders himself a beer
  2. Arriving home very drunk
  3. Arriving home very drunk
  4. Arriving home very drunk
  5. Drunk
  6. Drunk Test
  7. A man goes into a bar
  8. FIVE WHISKEY SHOTS
  9. drunk guy leaving bar
  10. Free Beer
  11. He is a very fast drinker
  12. All I want is a beer!
  13. Bet With Caution
  14. Free drinks for everyone
  15. drunk in the bathroom

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