A baby polar bear asks his mother ”Mommy, am I 100% polar bear?” The mother looks up in thought, and replies ”Well, your father is 100% polar bear, and I’m 100% polar bear, so I’d say yes, you’re 100% polar bear.”
Not satisfied with this answer, the baby polar bear goes to his father and asks ”Daddy, am I 100% polar bear?” The father pauses briefly, and responds ”Well, your mom’s parents were both 100% polar bear, and my parents were both 100% polar bear, so yes, you’re 100% polar bear.”
The father then looks at his son and says ”why do you ask?”
The son replies ”because I’m FUCKING FREEZING!!!!”
Funny Jokes:
- Am I A Real Polar Bear?
- polar bear?
- Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- How to catch a Polar Bear
- How To Catch A Polar Bear
- How do you catch a polar bear
- Catching polar bears
- Bear Hunting!
- Bear and Rabbit
- The Panda Bear
- Bear and Squirrel
- I’d Rather Have A Puppy
- Chased by a bear
- 3 BEARS
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